what would you get if David Bowie, Elton John, Freddie Mercury and some musical wonderfuck space alien genius had an orgy and produced offspring?

one word: Mika

His debut CD, Life in Cartoon Motion has been bumping on my ipod, Sparkle nonstop since first discovering him via Perez Hilton. (I know! It's a guilty pleasure that Perezzle.) His music is prime soundtrack for sunny days when you've got your street fly on. You know everyone who sees you sweats you and wishes they could be a featured player in the movie of your life instead of just an extra. He makes me wanna wear sparkly panties while doing backflips on trampolines....he's that fabulous.

Go, buy it NOW! You can't have my copy because I'm too busy rubbing it all over my body and trying to become one with its deliciousness.